MY MOTHER'S BLOG
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Beauty Pageant Blooper
2023-06-14 16:37:11 UTCBEAUTY PAGEANT BLOOPER In our second episode, I detail my most embarrassing – and therefore my funniest – college experience: appearing as a beauty pageant contestant when I should have known better. The diary entries below capture the plotline of the story, but you’ll need to listen to this podcast… -
SOME NIT WIT
2023-06-05 13:37:00 UTCSummer 1997 Just as I discover a louse scampering across my young daughter’s blonde mane, my sister-in-law, she of the perfect tresses, the tailored pantsuit, the fashionable footwear, glides into our family cottage. When she eyes my yellow-latex-gloved fingers darting through Hilary’s head, she skids, then totters on her spiked…